CAN ANYONE ANSWER THESE????

• If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
• Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
• Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
• When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
• Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
• If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
• Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
• Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
• "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment?
• Since when are buttons cute?
• Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
• Are marbles made of marble?
• Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
• If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back?
• (Granted you lived)Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
• Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
• Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
• Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
• Can you get cornered in a round room?
• Why do we wash behind our ears?
• Who really looks there?
• Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
• If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
• Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
• In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
• How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
• Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
• Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
• Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
• Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television?
• Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
• "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
• "Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
• Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
• Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?
• Can mute people burp?
• What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
• Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
• How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
• If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
• If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
• Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
• Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
• Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
• Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
• Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
• Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
• Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
• Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
• Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
• If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
• Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
• Why do companies offer you "free gifts?
• " Since when has a gift NOT been free?If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
• You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?
• Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway?
• In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
• Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
• Why is a square meal served on round plates?
• Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
• Which way does a compass point in space?
• Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
• Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
• If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
• Why did Mary own a little lamb?
• If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
• Why can’t a baby cry while it’s inside its mother?
• If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
• If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
• Why are Pringles curved?
• What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?
• Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
• If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
• Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?
• Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?
• Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"?
• Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
• Can bald men get lice??
• How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?
• Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
• Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark?
• If he did, where did he keep them?
• Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
• Why is snow white and ice clear?
• Aren't they just different forms of water?
• Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
• If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
• How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
• Can you get cornered in a round room?
• Why do we wash behind our ears?
• Who really looks there?
• Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
• If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
• Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
• In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
• "How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
• "Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
• If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?
• If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
• What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
• If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
• Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
• If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
• How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?
• Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
• Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?

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